Health Wisdoh

I’m missing an incisor.

Note to self:

Resist the urge to kiss a woman while she’s having an orgasm! She’s prone to sudden moves. Her teeth might turn out to be stronger than yours, and you will have a hard time trying to explain the damage to your dentist.

I just woke up. It’s not pretty.

Note to self:

I’m not sure how else to put it, so I’ll just say it. Don’t take a sleeping pill and a laxative together. Just don’t, okay?