Love Wisdoh

I’m not getting married again.

Note to self:

The institution of marriage has lost its meaning when my date introduced herself. “I’m your ex-wife’s ex-husband’s ex-wife“, she said. Think about it.

I’m missing an incisor.

Note to self:

Resist the urge to kiss a woman while she’s having an orgasm! She’s prone to sudden moves. Her teeth might turn out to be stronger than yours, and you will have a hard time trying to explain the damage to your dentist.